timotheechaamet:

My dog will put a toy right in front of me and just stare directly at me until I acknowledge that it’s there and throw it yet when I make a move to do so she freaks out and lunges at the toy and I’m JUST TRYING TO PLAY WITH YOU I DONT UNDERSTAND

ndiecity:

misplacedsyllables:

just wanna sit on his lap and feel him get hard

Leave the mall santas alone